subSCRIPTion

Join Our Troupe of Connoisseurs

Kyle and Bear sitting on a bridge together

Hear Ye This!

Desire for our quite fine and remarkably tasty wines has reached such a crescendo that we have been forced to apportion them.

Thus, we herewith announce our SubSCRIPTion lists, respectively titled “First Folio” and “Second Folio” in honor of the two volumes of the glorious collected works of William Shakespeare.

SubSCRIBErs shall enjoy guaranteed access to new releases of our limited-edition wines, as well as savings on shipping, gratis tastings, and sundry additional enjoyments, viz. member events with the hero of our tale, Kyle MacLachlan.

First Folio

12 bottles per shipment

2 customizable allocations, in spring & fall
10% savings on all case orders
Shipping included on all orders of 3+ bottles
Exclusive invitation to a private annual members’ event with Kyle
Access to two virtual tastings with Kyle, annually
Tasting room fee waived for 6 guests for all visits
2 complimentary tickets to tasting room events in Walla Walla
Average cost per shipment of 12: $660-$840

Join First Folio

Second Folio

6 bottles per shipment

2 customizable allocations, in spring & fall
$20 flat rate shipping on all 6+ bottles
Access to one virtual tasting with Kyle, annually
Tasting room fee waived for 4 guests per quarter
2 complimentary tickets to tasting room events in Walla Walla
Average cost per shipment of 6: $330-$420

Join second Folio

Schedule

Our new vintages sally forth in September and March, respectively. Substitution options shall be offered with each release announcement, to allow for customized shipments.

Please join my mad caper.

— Kyle MacLachlan —

The Fine Print

No payment is required to join.

We will adhere as closely as possible to announced shipping dates. When circumstances arise that may affect the quality of the wine, such as extreme heat, we will delay shipping until it is safe to proceed.

Members may cancel at any time other than during our 2-week shipping period. We will inform SubSCRIBErs 3-4 weeks prior to processing cards for shipment.

We ask members to uphold their commitments to the SubSCRIPTion. However, when unusual occasions arise, we will do our best to honor requests to skip a shipment.

We will inform members by email 3-4 weeks prior to processing credit cards. These emails will include instructions on customizing one’s seasonal selection, as well as the expected dates of payment and shipment.

For any members wishing to pick up their wines in Walla Walla, we will stow allocations at the tasting room for 60 days. After this time, any unclaimed wines will be shipped at the member’s expense.

Member benefits are non-transferable.

We ask members to kindly make any changes to their orders prior to the stated payment processing date. After this date, we are unable to issue refunds.